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The Saarbrucken goalkeeper led the fourth-tier side to the semi-final for the first time in 35 years
Fourth tier Saarbrucken were the first team to join Bayern Munich in the last four
Nice drew 1-1 away at Bordeaux, with their equalising goal coming courtesy of a spectacular bicycle kick
In a thrilling game against Tottenham, Wolves won 3-2 against Jose Mourinho's side, with the Mexican scoring the winner
In a six-goal thriller in the German top-flight, the Dusseldorf winger scored a beauty from the left wing
Cagliari may have lost 4-3 against Roma, but the goal of the game was scored by Joao Pedro
Plus a couple of Derby stars make the cut after impressively defeating Sheffield Wednesday away
Sochi were defeated 2-1 at home after an awful mistake by the goalkeeper and one of his defenders in the last minute
In the top-of-the-table clash on Sunday, AZ won 2-0 at the home of the champions
La Dea put seven past Lecce at the weekend, taking their tally to 70 goals in 25 matches for the season
The PSG superstar and the Marseille striker both scored a FootballCritic rating of 10 after their showings this weekend
The biggest match of the weekend may have seen Real Madrid beat Barcelona 2-0, but there was better quality to be found elsewhere...
The Gladbach striker was the match winner as Augsburg were defeated 3-2
The Senegalese put in his best showing in a Watford shirt as Jurgen Klopp's side were finally defeated
The Red Devils scored five on the night as they comfortably progressed in the Europa League
In a week unusually bereft of top class goals, a beauty from the Gunners' talisman stood out
The Brazilian scored a perfect rating as the Premier League side demolished Club Brugge
Two huge matches in Spain and Italy, but fans won't be able to see one of them...
In the second batch of last-16 fixtures, the Bundesliga side impressed the most at Stamford Bridge
Even though Everton were ultimately defeated by Arsenal on Sunday, it was their centre-forward who scored the goal of the game, and the round
Napoli came back from behind to win against Brescia, with the Spaniard scoring the winner in brilliant fashion
Plus a player smashes their own kneecap back into place to continue the game in Scotland...
The German was in superb form as he scored and twice set up Robert Lewandowski, who also makes the Top 5
In the best game this weekend, PSG defeated Bordeaux in Paris, but the best goal came from the visitors
Auba was the weekend's star man while the young Burnley winger is making a name for himself